Week 2 Mailbag

I signed a massive deal in the offseason with the expectation of winning! Why aren’t we winning?
-Carl Crawford, OF (BOS)

Well Carl, one of the main problems is that you need to start producing! But besides that, the main issue is your pitching has been awful, and all of you aren’t hitting. That extended slump in spring training where all of you stopped playing your best set you back weeks. You guys now are showing signs of being where you should be following spring training, but now other teams are already in season mode. You all need to wake up now, before it’s too late.


Do they sell WNBA Jersey's in men's sizes?
-Rutherford B. Hayes, Former U.S. President

Man that's a head scratcher. On the one hand, I doubt there's a market for them, but on the other hand, I'm pretty sure there are more than a few players who require men's sizes. Hmmm... After thinking it over, Rutherford, I'm gunna go with a resounding "no", basing it on nothing other than my sheer intuition.


Dear Strong Bad,
Do you ever feed the ducks? Personally, I think feeding the ducks is the greatest thing in the world. What are you're thoughts on this subject?

-Ron Kiwi, Confused Dude

Umm, wrong email address buddy. I'm Alex G., not strong bad. Try strongbad@homestarrunner.com. Thanks!


Will I ever end up with Mary Jane Watson?
-Peter Parker, Giant Pussy

No, you won't. You're weak, stupid, annoying and I hate you. You represent everything wrong with super hero's. Grow a set and impose your will on society god damnit.

If you could be any profession, what would you be?
-Anonymous, Mianus, CT

Easy! Extreme angler, duh!


How can I contact you guys to ask my question? Is the subject matter limited to baseball? Is writing in encouraged?
-Alex G, Manager and DDWAA contributor

Please ask me questions. Generating my own is very lame. Questions can be about any subject matter you choose and are highly encouraged. Please facebook message any questions you may have to me and I will answer them here.