First 10-year award!!!

Hey everyone, remember before the season started when I was talking about having an award every week in celebration of out 10th anniversary? Well apparently I was too busy making hilarious team names and making great pickups because I haven't created any yet but it's finally time for some fun!

The first week's award is for worst team of all time!!!

Here are the nominees:

The Devil Rays (TJ) 2003- 10th place/10 (87-114-19)

Besides being a nominee for worst team of all time, this is arguably the most hilarious compilation of MLB players ever created. If I owned a player tee for every one of these players, I'd have way too many Damian Rolls player tees.

Bobby Abreu	99	20	101	22	.300
Marlon Anderson	59	6	67	19	.270
Carl Crawford	80	5	54	55	.281
Toby Hall	50	12	47	0	.253
Aubrey Huff	91	34	107	2	.311
Travis Lee	75	19	70	6	.275
Julio Lugo	64	15	55	12	.271
Al Martin	19	3	26	2	.252
Antonio Perez	19	2	12	4	.248
Adam Piatt	11	6	18	1	.227
Damian Rolls	43	7	46	11	.255
Jared Sandberg	15	6	23	0	.213

Rob Bell	5	0	44	5.52	1.41
Lance Carter	7	26	47	4.33	1.15
Jesús Colome	3	2	69	4.50	1.55
Geremi Gonzalez	6	0	97	3.91	1.28
Travis Harper	4	1	64	3.77	1.26
Joe Kennedy	3	1	77	6.13	1.60
Jorge Sosa	5	0	72	4.62	1.53
Doug Waechter	3	0	29	3.31	1.25
Victor Zambrano	12	0	132	4.21	1.44

PFree (Paul) 2004- 10th place/12 (76-131-13)

The reason why this manager is no longer in our league.

Jeff Bagwell	104	27	89	6	.266
Michael Barrett	55	16	65	1	.287
David Bell	67	18	77	1	.291
David Dellucci	59	17	61	9	.242
Juan Encarnacion	63	16	62	5	.236
Cristian Guzmán	84	8	46	10	.274
Scott Hatteberg	87	15	82	0	.284
Carlos Lee	103	31	99	11	.305
Gary Sheffield	117	36	121	5	.290
Shannon Stewart	46	11	47	6	.304
Jose Valentin	73	30	70	8	.216
Todd Walker	60	15	50	0	.274

Carlos Almanzar	7	0	44	3.72	1.17
Matt Clement	9	0	190	3.68	1.28
Shawn Estes	15	0	117	5.84	1.62
Eric Gagne	7	45	114	2.19	0.91
LaTroy Hawkins	5	25	69	2.63	1.05
Esteban Loaiza	10	0	117	5.70	1.57
Dámaso Marte	6	6	68	3.42	1.22
Jamie Moyer	7	0	125	5.21	1.39
Scot Shields	8	4	109	3.33	1.30
Jeff Suppan	16	0	110	4.16	1.37
Ugueth Urbina	4	21	56	4.50	1.30

Carl Everett (Drew) 2007- 7th place/10 (76-124-20)

One pitcher with an ERA under three and Dice-K as the first overall pick after keepers.

Vladimir Guerrero	186/574	89	27	125	2	.324
Ramón Hernández	94/364	40	9	62	1	.258
Matt Holliday	216/636	120	36	137	11	.340
Raúl Ibañez	167/573	80	21	105	0	.291
Aki Iwamura	140/491	82	7	34	12	.285
Mike Lowell	191/589	79	21	120	3	.324
Gary Sheffield	131/494	107	25	75	22	.265
Ryan Theriot	143/537	80	3	45	28	.266
Frank Thomas	147/531	63	26	95	0	.277
Dan Uggla	155/632	113	31	88	2	.245
Ty Wigginton	152/547	71	22	67	3	.278
Ryan Zimmerman	174/653	99	24	91	4	.266

Bronson Arroyo	210.2	9	0	156	4.23	1.40
Paul Byrd	192.1	15	0	88	4.59	1.39
Chris Capuano	150.0	5	0	132	5.10	1.49
Aaron Harang	231.2	16	0	218	3.73	1.14
Liván Hernández	204.1	11	0	90	4.93	1.60
Greg Maddux	198.0	14	0	104	4.14	1.24
Daisuke Matsuzaka	204.2	15	0	201	4.40	1.32
Chris Ray	42.2	5	16	44	4.43	1.24
Kenny Rogers	63.0	3	0	36	4.43	1.43
Scot Shields	77.0	4	2	77	3.86	1.23
Huston Street	50.0	5	16	63	2.88	0.94

Eat Slugs Malfoy (Alex) 2007- 8th place/10 (82-128-10)

Two pitchers with over 10 wins and Brian Bannister. Hitters are pretty solid but still 46 games under .500.

Rick Ankiel	49/172	31	11	39	1	.285
Garrett Atkins	182/605	83	25	111	3	.301
Orlando Cabrera	192/638	101	8	86	20	.301
Jermaine Dye	129/508	68	28	78	2	.254
Jason Giambi	60/254	31	14	39	1	.236
Jorge Posada	171/506	91	20	90	2	.338
Aaron Rowand	189/612	105	27	89	6	.309
Mark Teixeira	151/494	86	30	105	0	.306
Troy Tulowitzki	177/609	104	24	99	7	.291
Chase Utley	176/530	104	22	103	9	.332
David Wright	196/604	113	30	107	34	.325
Kevin Youkilis	152/528	85	16	83	4	.288
Delmon Young	186/645	65	13	93	10	.288

Brian Bannister	165.0	12	0	77	3.87	1.21
Yovani Gallardo	110.1	9	0	101	3.67	1.27
Félix Hernández	190.1	14	0	165	3.92	1.38
Shawn Hill	97.1	4	0	65	3.42	1.14
Phil Hughes	72.2	5	0	58	4.46	1.28
Brad Lidge	67.0	5	19	88	3.36	1.25
Jonathan Papelbon	58.1	1	37	84	1.85	0.77
Billy Wagner	68.1	2	34	80	2.63	1.13
Chris Young	173.0	9	0	167	3.12	1.10
Joel Zumaya	33.2	2	1	27	4.28	1.19

Wade Boggs (Drew) 2008- 8th place/10 (82-124-14)

One guy with 100 RBI and Dice-K anchoring your staff as a keeper...ouch. Plus, Jorge Campillo. Formula for failure.

Joe Crede	83/335	41	17	55	0	.248
J.D. Drew	103/368	79	19	64	4	.280
Stephen Drew	178/611	91	21	67	3	.291
Eric Hinske	94/381	59	20	60	10	.247
Matt Holliday	173/539	107	25	88	28	.321
Casey Kotchman	143/525	65	14	74	2	.272
Ryan Ludwick	161/538	104	37	113	4	.299
José López	191/644	80	17	89	6	.297
Geovany Soto	141/494	66	23	86	0	.285
Ichiro Suzuki	213/686	103	6	42	43	.310
Dan Uggla	138/531	97	32	92	5	.260
Ryan Zimmerman	121/428	51	14	51	1	.283

Jorge Campillo	158.2	8	0	107	3.91	1.24
Matt Capps	53.2	2	21	39	3.02	0.97
Joba Chamberlain	100.1	4	0	118	2.60	1.26
José Contreras	121.0	7	0	70	4.54	1.36
Armando Galarraga	178.2	13	0	126	3.73	1.19
Jair Jurrjens	188.1	13	0	139	3.68	1.37
Hong-Chih Kuo	80.0	5	1	96	2.14	1.01
Justin Masterson	88.1	6	0	68	3.16	1.22
Daisuke Matsuzaka	167.2	18	0	154	2.90	1.32
Jon Rauch	71.2	4	18	66	4.14	1.19
Ryan Rowland-Smith	118.1	5	2	77	3.42	1.37
Kevin Slowey	160.1	12	0	123	3.99	1.15
Carlos Zambrano	188.2	14	0	130	3.91	1.29
Brad Ziegler	59.2	3	11	30	1.06	1.16

Paging Dr. Pettyjohn (Richie) 2009- 10th place/10 (89-118-13)

Decent hitting but the only pitchers with an ERA under four are Papelbon and Buehrle.

Mark DeRosa	129/515	78	23	78	3	.250
Carlos Delgado	28/94	15	4	23	0	.298
Jermaine Dye	126/503	78	27	81	0	.250
Prince Fielder	177/591	103	46	141	2	.299
Torii Hunter	135/451	74	22	90	18	.299
Raúl Ibañez	136/500	93	34	93	4	.272
Adam Kennedy	153/529	65	11	63	20	.289
Joe Mauer	191/523	94	28	96	4	.365
Nyjer Morgan	144/469	74	3	39	42	.307
Dustin Pedroia	185/626	115	15	72	20	.296
Hanley Ramírez	197/576	101	24	106	27	.342
Scott Rolen	145/475	76	11	67	5	.305
Alfonso Soriano	115/477	64	20	55	9	.241
Ryan Theriot	171/602	81	7	54	21	.284

Nick Blackburn	205.2	11	0	98	4.03	1.37
Clay Buchholz	92.0	7	0	68	4.21	1.38
Mark Buehrle	213.1	13	0	105	3.84	1.25
Matt Capps	54.1	4	27	46	5.80	1.66
Joba Chamberlain	157.1	9	0	133	4.75	1.54
Rich Harden	141.0	9	0	171	4.09	1.34
Jason Marquis	216.0	15	0	115	4.04	1.38
Jonathan Papelbon	68.0	1	38	76	1.85	1.15
Fernando Rodney	75.2	2	37	61	4.40	1.47
Ervin Santana	139.2	8	0	107	5.03	1.47
John Smoltz	78.0	3	0	73	6.35	1.45
Chris Young	76.0	4	0	50	5.21	1.45

Order of the Phoenix (Adrian) 2009- 9th place/10 (95-112-13)

One guy with 30 homers and J.D. Martin and Sergio Mitre on your staff? This would've been a last place team any other year but came in second to last thanks to Dr. Pettyjohn.

Bobby Abreu	165/563	96	15	103	30	.293
Carlos Beltrán	100/308	50	10	48	11	.325
Chone Figgins	183/615	114	5	54	42	.298
Vladimir Guerrero	113/383	59	15	50	2	.295
Derek Jeter	212/634	107	18	66	30	.334
Chipper Jones	129/488	80	18	71	4	.264
Matt Kemp	180/606	97	26	101	34	.297
Howie Kendrick	109/374	61	10	61	11	.291
Derrek Lee	163/532	91	35	111	1	.306
Miguel Montero	125/425	61	16	59	1	.294
José Reyes	41/147	18	2	15	11	.279
B.J. Upton	135/560	79	11	55	42	.241
Kevin Youkilis	150/491	99	27	94	7	.305

Wade Davis	36.1	2	0	36	3.72	1.27
Doug Fister	61.0	3	0	36	4.13	1.28
Ryan Franklin	61.0	4	38	44	1.92	1.20
Jeremy Guthrie	200.0	10	0	110	5.04	1.42
Hiroki Kuroda	117.1	8	0	87	3.76	1.14
Brad Lidge	58.2	0	31	61	7.21	1.81
J.D. Martin	77.0	5	0	37	4.44	1.42
Sergio Mitre	51.2	3	0	32	6.79	1.63
Johan Santana	166.2	13	0	146	3.13	1.21
Anibal Sánchez	86.0	4	0	71	3.87	1.51
Jonathan Sánchez	163.1	8	0	177	4.24	1.37
Tim Wakefield	129.2	11	0	72	4.58	1.44
Jered Weaver	211.0	16	0	174	3.75	1.24

Coach Adrian (Adrian) 2010- 8th place/10 (73-134-13)

OK, get ready for arguably the worst hitting team of all time. No one with 30 homers or 100 RBI and Adrian finished 58 games back, ouch.

Lance Berkman	100/404	48	14	58	3	.248
Derek Jeter	179/663	111	10	67	18	.270
Adam Jones	165/581	76	19	69	7	.284
Matt Kemp	150/602	82	28	89	19	.249
Carlos Lee	149/605	67	24	89	3	.246
Felipe López	91/391	52	8	37	8	.233
Dustin Pedroia	87/302	53	12	41	9	.288
Jorge Posada	95/383	49	18	57	3	.248
Aramis Ramírez	112/465	61	25	83	0	.241
Miguel Tejada	171/636	71	15	71	2	.269
Shane Victorino	152/587	84	18	69	34	.259
Kevin Youkilis	111/362	77	19	62	4	.307

Bronson Arroyo	215.2	17	0	121	3.88	1.15
Jonathan Broxton	62.1	5	22	73	4.04	1.48
Clay Buchholz	173.2	17	0	120	2.33	1.20
Wade Davis	168.0	12	0	113	4.07	1.35
Tim Hudson	228.2	17	0	139	2.83	1.15
Hiroki Kuroda	196.1	11	0	159	3.39	1.16
John Lackey	215.0	14	0	156	4.40	1.42
Vicente Padilla	95.0	6	0	84	4.07	1.08
Jake Peavy	107.0	7	0	93	4.63	1.23
Johan Santana	199.0	11	0	144	2.98	1.18
Alfredo Simon	49.1	4	17	37	4.93	1.54
Javier Vázquez	157.1	10	0	121	5.32	1.40
Kerry Wood	46.0	3	8	49	3.13	1.39

OK, here are your top eight worst DD teams of all time!

Please vote by Sunday and the winner will be presented with the first weekly 10-year award!