Official MS Paint A Yahoo headline contest!

Since you guys suck at emailing me questions, and I go above and beyond the call of duty to try to entertain your asses, I came up with a new idea: "MS Paint a Yahoo headline contest". Read them, let your mind work wonders, send me your submissions and Ill post the best. Here's my sample submission for "Ben Francisco fading, Domonic Brown Raking" (http://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/blog/roto_arcade/post/Ben-Francisco-fading-Domonic-Brown-raking?urn=fantasy-wp2130). Come on, you guys are a bunch of creative assholes, lets see what you've got!